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“I said 4 months but that’s not what’s important right now,” Phichit declares, punctuating with a wide sweeping motion that snaps Yuuri out of his flashbacks, “what’s important is that, today, you WILL put yourself out there, and you WILL nab yourself a cutie, and we can finally double date and have the American college dream experience! ”He’s led through a busy plaza composed mainly of colorful cafés, family restaurants, and pricey high-end department stores, allowed to stop only when they reach a large, cream-colored building with a sign that reads “ ” This simple building and it’s sign, contrastingly written in overly-pretentious font, shouldn’t intimidate Yuuri as much as it does, but in it’s midst he finds himself frozen solid except for the hand that he uses to tug on his friend’s sleeve.

Phichit looks back, prompting with a slow blink.“I…I don’t think I can do this,” Yuuri sighs, looking anywhere else to avoid staring directly at him, especially the worry lines forming around his brows .

do you know how long it’s been since the last time you went on a date? It’s not like he could spend every living minute trying to find a lover, even though he’s ‘starved for affection’ as Phichit has described.

”As he wipes the layer of fog from his glasses to clear both the lenses and his mind, he takes a moment to ponder. Though he’s right, because despite the fact that he’s just about the most awkward and average person he can name, he desperately craves romance, like the kind in the books he reads.

Mind if I run a sniffer to see if your ports are open? If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser, I’m brave enough to ask you out! If you won't let me buy you a drink, at least let me fix your laptop. You're so pretty, I wouldn't even need to use an Instagram filter if I took your photo. What's a nice girl like you doing in a chatroom like this? " Roses are #ff0000, violets are #0000ff, all my base are belong to you.

You must be Windows 95 because you've got me feeling so unstable. Isn't your e-mail address [email protected]? No, that's not a Logitech MX-100 in my pants, but thanks for noticing. I think you could be an integral part of my project life cycle.

“I’m so bad at this whole…meeting new people thing.

I feel like I always make a fool of myself.” He can remember so many situations where it’s happened before, never sure if the mocking laughter and judgmental gazes are just in his head.

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How about we do a little peer-to-peer saliva swapping? What do you say we play a game of "Words With More Than Friends? I wish you were Broadband, so I could get high-speed access. I'd ask if you come here often, but I already stalk you on Four Square. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.



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